Do you ever wish for the apocalypse? Not the end of the human race kind of apocalypse . . . just the kind of  huge game changer that would completely alter your life as you know it. The kind of event that would keep you from having to go back to your fuzzy, grey cubicle in the middle of a cube farm. The kind of event that would make all the niceties and strained smiles pointless and unnecessary. The kind of event that would let you be who you want to be, rather than who you have to be.

Yea? Me too.